Step 1: Read Disclaimer

Step 2: Freeze Sperm

Step 3: Get Vasectomy

Step 4: Check that that Vasectomy worked

Step 5: Make a “Sliced ‘n Iced” Bumper Sticker

Step 6: Enjoy a lifetime of Birth Control!

Disclaimer: this site is not intended to provide any medical advice of any kind. Do your own research regarding the risks and benefits prior to doing anything regarding your nuts and sperms. And no, you can’t freeze sperms in your own freezer okay. The only intention of this site is to point out that “Sliced ‘n Iced” rhymes and makes for a nice bumper sticker.